Plez here. I hope to see as many of you as possible at Hans's (the Shazam's) show tonight at the Casbah. I can't watch the news lately. Really. I need rock, and the Shazam is one fine "rock and roll outfit."

I click here occasionally to look for old JC stories, but nobody's telling any. Have we quit doing that? I hope not. There's more to tell. C'mon, people, tell me a funny story. I could use one about now.

Ok, that's it. Now get your butts to the Casbah tonight. One free beer on the Plez for anybody who comes and mentions this ad.